I’m not a lesbian and even if I was because it feels good why else would anyone own one Jesus Christ white boys need to learn that the world does not revolve around dicks. Vaginas are just designed to entertain cylindrical objects. Most dildos aren’t even designed to look like dicks. God shut up this is such an annoying stereotype. Lesbians can enjoy cylindrical probes without relating it to dicks. Not everything is about dicks.
i did love you once. i just can’t remember why.
cotton shirt with paint stains.
basically i have a lot of items of clothing that have intense emotional significance: they belong to someone i used to love, or who used to love me, or i wore them on important days in my life. since the sentimental value makes it impossible to wear any of these things, i’m going to embroider them instead
The fuck is this?
my day is made.
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
There’s white shit everywhere~
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
I promised myself if this hit my dash again I’d reblog it. I miss this show.
I’ve always wanted to eat at Bueno Nacho.
BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING